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Question: What would your ideal girl be? -m and m

Answer: Brock: An Ideal girl, hm? Well, she'd have to be cute, of course, close to my age. I really like blue eyes and brown long hair. (Remember Gizelle and the girl in the hot air balloon?) She'd have to be intelligent, love pokemon, maybe want to be a pokemon breeder, and take care of her pokemon really well! I'd also appreciate it if she didn't hit me on the head, like some people do. ::coughs:: Hey, that kind of sounds like Tupie, doesn't it?

Tupie: Aggh! No it doesn't! Er- next question! ^-^;;;;
 

Question: What do you think about the two stories made for you by Tupie (The Dream) and Star Mystic (My destiny)? -Helena

Answer: Stories? What stories? (Tupie whispers something to him) Oh! Those! Well, "The Dream" is a true story! My Destiny is fiction, and I like it. Sailor V/Minako  is really cute! :blush:

Question: Yo brock! whats your last name? -a Female Vulpix

Answer: My last name is a secret for now. However, you could check out the rumor that it's Harrison.

Question: Are you gonna beat up Tracy when you meet him? I think you should. -Rachel

Answer: Despite the fact that most people that like me hate Tracy, no, I will not be beating him up. It really isn't his fault that i'm gone, despite the fact he has a peculiar name and voice... (Tupie steps in) Can I beat him up then? (Brock sighs) No, Tupie, you can not. (Tupie grumbles and leaves)

Question: Who's the hottest girl you've ever met? -Charles

Answer: The hottest girl, eh? Gee.. That's a toughie. I'd have to say Susie.. No wait, Cassidy.. But she was Team Rocket.. Hmm, how about The ghost of maiden's peak? oh wait, she was a ghost! Saffron city's Nurse Joy!! Definitely! But... Jenny is soo cute... How about all the girls at the beach? Hmm. Jeanette from the Pokemon League? Nah... Erika from the pokemon gym! All of her assistants! That girl in the hot air balloon when Ash was letting his Butterfree go! FLORINDA!!! I can't forget her... mm-mm. Gary's girls! Wow. The receptionist at the Pokemon League! The Cerulean City Sisters! (Not including Misty, of course.) IT'S TO HARD!! I can't make up my mind... 

Question: hey Brock...how can you see with those eyes of yours... squinting all tha' time?? -Anonymous

Answer: What do you mean, squinty eyes?! I don't have squinty eyes! :exits crying:
::Tupie stomps in:: Now look at what you've done!!!! You should be ashamed! He's been tortured too much about his looks already! (Remember the poke comic, to evolve or not evolve?!?!) ::growls:: ::Turns to Brock:: Aw, it's okay. I think you're cute! ::The two walk away, Tupie desperately trying to comfort him::

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